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Happy New Year everyone. Fungo would like to say “it’s been great” before he gets the axe. Of course he’s upside down and gagged, but he’d like to say that.

To be fair <insert Letterkenny GIF here>, Fungo was trying to kill the king. Or at least wouldn't have been sad if the king's head had been served on that platter.

Fungo starts singing, Bat-hobbit. Nananananananana Bat-hobbit. Nananananananana Bat-hobbit. Nananananananana Bat-hobbit...

mythictom wrote: ↑

Sat Dec 19, 2020 3:57 am

Are we on a break?

Or did my notifications go kablooey again?

Nice one, Brandon. I have no cat puns to offer, but we did get a new kitten over the weekend. Not sure what we're going to name him yet. So far Mr. Meow has gained the most traction. I suggested Meow Tse-Tung, or even Chairman Meow, but was overruled. I see no reason to name cats, as they do not co...

You've got to be kitten me. With your history, John? That's pawsitively offensive. You have made so many unfurtunate, clawful puns, you should go down in hisstory as one of the worst pun offenders ever! Heck, we've threatened to call claw-enforcement on you, to put you in the punitentiary. Stop feli...

I really wish he wouldn't pussy-foot around...

Oh great, Fungo is now a unit of measurement. *sigh*

Fungo begins singing:

The rain in Thaerene
Are mainly hobgoblin brains

The pain in Thaerene
Are ‘cause fae are all insane

He sings loudly and gleefully.