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You tell 'I'm, your Holiness, Salty barks, whipping out his other dagger and leaping over the corpses of his friends to exact vengeance on the bone head.

Salty rips into the mihion

Rolling his eyes, Salty leaps at the minion he's just disengaged with, tryinging to sink his dagger in him like a pick in a steep mountain slope.

Salty stabs and slashes at the gonns"s knees, darting back to the doorway so he only has to fight one at a time.

Tholdy, the shin dig is this way, you walloping great cod!

greyarea wrote: ↑

Sun Mar 31, 2024 6:18 pm

If successful, Salty can multi-class as thief/mohel.

wrote: Wouldn't that be an attack of lopper-tunity?

Salty attempts to circumcise the aggressive goon.

Looks good

what you got in there? Salty walks over to the prison door, slapping his feet and trying to look as much of a yokel as possible. sacrifice, is it? I bet he stinks like a hog in a bog. Go on, lift me up and let me have a look. I'll give you a coin, eh? I bet he's ugly too, got a right old stinker fa...

merias wrote: ↑

Mon Mar 25, 2024 8:37 pm

rredmond wrote: ↑

Sun Mar 24, 2024 9:56 am

Gotta love the nat-20 followed by a 6!

I was cheering a little myself when I rolled those!

Salty whispers a prayer to Dougmerias, the benevolent Lord of Lbyrinths & master of dungeons

He follows along, keeping to the back so he can slip into the shadows if necessary.